Most years, I make fun of people who get way into the This Teacher earned all of this Summer Break #Survived Pandemic Teaching #Middle School Teacher shirt Apart from…,I will love this holidays, and there are still limits to my tolerance for celebration (for example, I’d rather haul a whole forest of 250-pound Christmas trees up the stairs to my apartment than attend any iteration of Santacon. No, I’m not sorry it was canceled this year). 2020 Christmas, though, is receiving me fresh from months of isolation and confusion; drinking rum-spiked hot chocolate and figuring out how to pull off those cranberry-and-popcorn strings that happy families always make in Christmas movies is one small thing I can count on, and right now, that feels like enough to get me by. Is it merely the illusion of security that I’m clinging to? Most likely, but that’s late capitalism, baby!
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I’m not necessarily arguing that my new habit of comparison-shopping for vintage Soviet Christmas ornaments online is the This Teacher earned all of this Summer Break #Survived Pandemic Teaching #Middle School Teacher shirt Apart from…,I will love this healthiest one, but there’s something kind of freeing about suspending your own sense of yourself as a person who’s “too cool” to care about the holidays. This year, I can’t channel my Christmas excitement into office holiday parties or “ironic” tree-trimming gatherings; I just have to sit with it, feeling mildly insane every time I catch myself Googling “Nutcracker costume for medium-sized dog.” (No, I don’t have a dog, medium-size or otherwise.)